Welcome

So, this is a little weird, maybe uncomfortable or vulnerable. Somewhat like when you're at the grocery store about to check out and you want to put your groceries on the conveyor belt so that they're ready to go when the clerk finishes with the person in front of you. But alas, there aren't any of those little grocery dividers sitting in their tray underneath the US magazine with Meg Ryan in some risque pose. So what do you do? Who knows the ramifications of putting your groceries on the conveyor belt with no divider. The consequences could be disastrous. I believe that in this instance, you have two options; one is to wait and allow precious minutes to tick by while the clerk waits for you to put your groceries on the belt after the other person is done, or two, build a food based fortification (I suggest perishables only) that clearly signals where your groceries begin. In future posts, I will be discussing available options in dealing with a grocery-dividerless customer who is line behind you. Stay tuned!

Well, now that the introductions are over, welcome to my new and improved blog. New because, well, it's new and improved because this is an improvement over my last blog which actually didn't even exist. I hope you like what you read because if it's here I certainly enjoyed writing it.

I will address any topic I feel needs addressing. However, I feel I should set some ground rules. The following is a list of things we will not be discussing on this blog:
-Outlet Malls
-the Motorola Razr
-Abortion
-Arkansas
-Lifetime Movies
(I reserve the right to modify this list in any way I see fit).

So feel free to leave comments and I'm glad you stopped by!

Oh, just a shout out to my smokin hot girlfriend. She is the coolest and hottest and yes, I love her. Sweet dreams hot.