My Absence

Oh, by the way, you may have noticed that I had not published any new posts in over 6 weeks. I apologize for the interruption in posting, but please accept the following list of scenarios that explain my absence. You may choose any scenario from the following list or feel free to send me one that better explains my sabbatical.

1) I have been spending 23.7 hours a day glued to election coverage which includes but is not limited to political blogs, cable news and my left-wing friend Ralph who really believes that America needs change. Hot has supplied me with microwave egg rolls and Red Bull.

2) I was tapped by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson to manage the multi-billion dollar bailout package approved by congress. However, I was quickly disgraced and sent on my way after telling the Senate to "put it on my credit card."

3) I won the lottery and hired someone to teach me how not to read and write.

4) I have been busy campaigning for Barack Obama at local area Starbucks using buzz phrases like "rock the vote" and "hope for America". I'm not sure I generated much support for Obama but I did receive 6 and a half free lattes and met 3 perky baristas who work part time and still get great benefits.