Quarrels

'According to Me' has recently discovered my Facebook and Twitter accounts. After an unsuccessful attempt to infect me with Swine Flu in a fit of jealousy, I originally planned to punish the blog. However, I believe a three-way battle to the death would be much more appropriate. I will bring to all of my followers a live, streaming video (available later on Podcast) battle royale in which only one internet personal-update medium will survive. May the best trendy social internet tool survive!