Does insurance cover this?

I really hope that I'm not an idiot. I mean I really hope that I am smart enough not to cause lasting nerve damage to my elbow by holding my cell phone to my ear for too long. According to a recent CNN online article, we are advised to switch hands while on the phone if our fingers begin to feel numb. It's really too bad because that article, in all its worthless glory, spawned an even further worthless response in the form of this blog commentary. So I'm sorry. Sorry for CNN and sorry you had to read my commentary about it. Hmm, now that I've thought about it, I'm most sorry for the people that don't think to put down the phone when they can't feel their fingers anymore.