World Countdown to Tim Tebow Time Clock

Denver- In a move that echoes the creation of the World Countdown to Doomsday Clock in 1947, researches and scientists in Denver have unveiled the World Countdown to Tim Tebow Time Clock. Like the doomsday clock which visualizes how theoretically close the world is to total nuclear annihilation, the World Countdown to Tim Tebow Time Clock visually represents how far we are away from Tebow Time.

Currently, the clock is stuck at three minutes to midnight. It is likely that the clock will have no forward movement as Tim Tebow was eliminated from this year's playoff picture, having suffered a lopsided loss to the New England Patriots. However, the chance of some sort of Tebow mania (speculation around a girlfriend perhaps) could cause the clock to inch forward during the NFL off-season.

According to researchers, and not commonly known, the closest the world has ever come to Tebow Time was one minute to Tebow Time. This occurred immediately following the Broncos stunning upset of the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 8th .

Asked what the ramifications would be of the Tebow clock striking midnight, researchers are in much disagreement. Said Mike, a leading member of the clock creation team, "It's just too frightening a scenario to think about. I started becoming concerned when the Tebow clock passed Honey Badger Time." Another scientist involved with the team says that a midnight strike on the Tebow clock wouldn't be that bad, adding, "especially if I have the guy on my fantasy team".

Denver Broncos head coach and Football Operations President John Elway both hailed the creation of the clock. Elway had this to say, "We like to think, metaphorically of course, that it's always Tebow Time around here. Except when he throws interceptions. Then it's ass-chewing time. But we don't need a clock for that."

And as the world inches closer to the inevitable midnight on the Tebow Clock with each passing second, sports fans and Christians alike find themselves pondering age-old questions like "What will Tebow's next Tweet be?" "Did I really think he had a chance of beating Tom?" "What's that smell?" And "Tebow Time anybody?"